Физики шутят
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dna2-At the physics exam: 'Describe the universe in 200 words and give three examples.'
-A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?
-Researchers in Fairbanks Alaska announced last week that they have discovered a superconductor which will operate at room temperature.
-Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?--To get to the same side.
-Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'
-A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?
-Researchers in Fairbanks Alaska announced last week that they have discovered a superconductor which will operate at room temperature.
-Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?--To get to the same side.
-Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'
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Date: 2010-05-15 08:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-15 06:11 pm (UTC)Просто сам не встречал их.